How Not to F*cking Hate People!: (And Maybe, Accidentally, Make the World Suck Less)

Let’s be honest: people are… a lot.Loud people. Wrong people. Holiday-dinner people.People who breathe too loudly in line at Trader Joe’s.People who think being “brutally honest” is a personality.So how do you stay sane — and dare I say… kind — when the world feels like a never-ending group project with strangers who didn’t read the assignment?How Not to Fcking Hate People!* is a brutally honest, painfully funny, surprisingly heartfelt guide to surviving humanity without losing YOUR humanity. Written by Jeffrey Alan — a writer, entrepreneur, and former award-winning cannabis chef — this book is basically a pep talk for anyone who’s tired of being dragged into other people’s chaos.Jeffrey pulls from everyday conversations in his little health shop in West Hollywood, where people confess things they wouldn’t tell their therapist. Turns out, we’re all just doing our best… and sometimes our best looks like trying not to throat-punch someone before breakfast.⭐ In this book, you’ll learn how to:Build boundaries without sending a 14-paragraph textSpot emotional landmines before you step on themHandle family drama like a calm adult (or a convincing impersonation of one)Not absorb every stranger’s mood like a human spongeNavigate conflict without becoming the villain in someone’s group chatStay compassionate without becoming a doormatLaugh through the mess (because what else are we doing here?)⭐ Who this book is perfect for:People who are exhausted by other peopleAnyone attending a holiday dinner with relatives they love… from a distanceFolks who want to be kinder without letting people walk all over themReaders who like their wisdom with a side of humorAnyone who wants to make the world suck less — starting with themselvesThis isn’t a lecture and it’s not a “think positive!” scam.It’s a real-talk survival guide for staying grounded, kind, and human in a world that triggers all three of those things hourly.Spoiler: kindness isn’t weakness.It’s emotional jiu-jitsu.And yes — it works. Read more